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'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

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"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

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You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

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'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Deleted, I'm sure."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"He's networking again!"

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

"Don't even pretend the two of you aren't stealing my wifi!"

Business Networking Session: 'Sorry I'm late - I'll just log on...'

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."