Tiny Networker Mugs

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

Good Luck!

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"He's networking again!"

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

"Don't even pretend the two of you aren't stealing my wifi!"

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

Business Networking Session: 'Sorry I'm late - I'll just log on...'

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

"Thanks to separations, divorces and remarriages, I've got 20 grandparents."