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"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

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"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

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'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"Deleted, I'm sure."

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

Snoozed when I should have schmoozed.

"You're the perfect candidate! Unfortunately, we aren't looking for perfect candidates at this time."

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'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

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"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

"Get names!"

'Your resume says you are an S.O.B. tell me more about that.'

Did you get my "friend request"?

By the time I figured out how to read her e-book, she was asleep.

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"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'