Networking Newbies Pillows

Meet Jim, you've a lot in common...he's an insufferable bore as well...

Good Luck!

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Primordial Schmooze

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

Media Darling.

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"He's networking again!"

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

Computer books for dummies.

Bubbie Selfies

Snoozed when I should have schmoozed.

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

'I have no new Facebook friend requests today. See that I do before lunchtime.'

"Get names!"