Relationship Builder Gifts

'There's someone here I'd like you to meet. He's very well-connected.'

'Nobody likes me. I need a media advisor.'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Sometimes, I feel that we may be a bit out of touch with our employees.'

'I promise to work on our relationship as soon as I get home.'

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'I trust you folks won't mind if I have the football on while we talk?'

"It was done, on an impulse, a long time ago, and I've regretted it ever since."

Winner of the Nobel prize for congeniality

'Hug someone you love today, but don't break them in half.'

"I married him for his spark...but we seem to be experiencing ignition problems."

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

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"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."

'Hi honey how was your day.'

'When I said 'Show her a loving husband', Mr Jones, I didn't mean a picture of your friend Wally.'

"And so, with thee help of their relate counsellor, they lived happily ever after..."

'How did the trip go?'

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"It's the way we worked it out when we got married. My husband writes the cheques, I carry the burden."

'I tried sharing his interests but he knocked me out in the first round.'

'Now you call? Now that fierce competition has reduced long-distance to little more than a cheap, unprofitable commodity. Now you call your mother?'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

"I know you love me, I just wish you would take longer showing it."

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"I'm sorry we don't allow the use of phones in the restaurant, you'll just have to talk to your wife."

"Even cartoon women have needs!"

"That's his answer to everything!"

Sorry

Thelma's bricklaying course was beginning to pay off

"You know, Dave, with just a little more sharing on your part, I'm sure we could make my problems our problems."

"Why is it we never have a discussion without you butting in?"

"I wish you weren't so narrow-minded."

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."