Relationship Balancer Gifts

"It's not you, Rob. It's just that things are moving a little too fast."

'Why doesn't anyone ever ask me how I combine marriage and a career?'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"You do like octopus?"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'In Love'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Building business relations.

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

Yoga To-Do

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

"That's his answer to everything!"

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

Money mangagement see-saw.

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.