Responsibility Balancer Gifts

Stressed over time management (colour)

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

The Buck Never Stops.

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

State Budget.

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

Yoga To-Do

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

'We're looking for someone who's very responsible. In fact, we're looking for someone who's always responsible.'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

'How can they call it a shared sacrifice in this bad economy...when your pay cut was 10% and mine, 25%?!'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

The economy and the environment.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'