Friendship Builder Gifts

Rugby...simply a great way to meet people.

'I see that you make friends easily.'

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

The End of Racism

Thinking of Others

How many people do you think will mourn for you when you're dead, Randy? Good question, little buddy. I live out loud. I've ridden a motorcycle across five continents, making countless friends along the way. I've conducted passionate love affairs in six languages, and taught the ancient art of seduction to sold-out crowds in two hemispheres. As a youth I delivered pizza to lonely housewives, for whom I host an annual reunion in Vegas. A man who lives his life out loud will leave thousands of mou

'Come now, Wally, they can't all be assholes...OR CAN THEY?'

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

'One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball.'

'He's a pacifist. He's using the voice of reason.'

Man in pub to butch, tattooed man, "Good to meet you, I always say a stranger is just a friend you haven't met."

"The best way to make friends for life, darling, is to become an expert groomer..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"You do like octopus?"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Networking

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Polygamists' Picnic

Holding hands

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I hate it when we fight."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"