
"Now, now – just because no one wants to merge with you, doesn't mean that no one loves you."
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"Now, now – just because no one wants to merge with you, doesn't mean that no one loves you."
"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"
"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"
"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."
"You do like octopus?"
'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!
"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."
The best financial decision I ever made.
Networking
"I love it when we clear up issues between us."
'Great Therapy!'
Do you want to win the game or my business?
Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.
"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"
"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."
Glass Ceiling
"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."
'We never go anywhere together except here.'
"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."
"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"
Building business relations.
"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."
"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."
"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"
"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"
Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.
'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'
'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'
"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."
"What do you mean it could've been better?"
"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."
"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."
"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."
'First, the Rules of Engagement for this meeting ...'
Separations.
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