Business Builder Gifts

One-man Operation, Inc: 'Who's in charge here!'

"Business is slowing down -- I'll have to lay you off till next summer vacation."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

37 years in the same position.

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

Painting by the numbers for adults

Go team!

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

God's Subcontractors

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'