Business Builder Gifts

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

One-man Operation, Inc: 'Who's in charge here!'

"Business is slowing down -- I'll have to lay you off till next summer vacation."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

37 years in the same position.

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Go team!

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

God's Subcontractors

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'