Business Developer Gifts

Gorilla Marketing!

Putting in some Facetime

The possibilities of outernet sales were limitless.

"Great news, guys! I finally got us that nudist colony account!!"

"We understand you're quite the rain maker."

"The client wants to know why the horrible changes they requested made their project horrible."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Hollywood Sign Developers

The Computer Bore

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Friday

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Direct Marketing...

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."