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Gorilla Marketing!

Putting in some Facetime

The possibilities of outernet sales were limitless.

"Great news, guys! I finally got us that nudist colony account!!"

"We understand you're quite the rain maker."

"The client wants to know why the horrible changes they requested made their project horrible."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

The Computer Bore

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Friday

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Direct Marketing...

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Opening the door to new customers

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'