Business Development Manager Gifts

Elements of an effective sales presentation.

"You still haven't got the hang of breakfast networking, have you. . . ?"

Direct Marketing...

Sales

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

'Most wanted, Out of Town clients' by 'Industrial real estate companies'

'You don't have to embrace social media for your business, but you should at least shake hands with it.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Opening the door to new customers

"When you're too old to work here I will send you to the dog food factory...as dog food."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Businesswoman Empowerment

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

The MBA Draft

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I need to see your budget proposal."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Salaries Manager. No.'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'