Business Managers Gifts

"I think we must accept that things have got to get worse before they can get even worse."

'This makes our merit pay system so simple.'

'... And I don't like the way you talk about corporate greed as though it's a bad thing!'

"Agenda item 38...'Length of future meetings'."

"On the bright side, our management training program is a roaring success."

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

"The Giving Stuff Away division is in the hole, like always."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

A really great place to work: 'Entitlement Inc'

A man searches for ideas in an ideas recycling bin.

'Just wanted to step in say: we have a great consulting firm on this floor.'

"Driftwood, deadwood—what the hell's the difference?"

Women's day - place to work.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"By God, we'll pull out of this mess or I'm not Otto Von Bismark."

"Why, thank you, pembroke. It is a harebrained idea."

"Instead of bonuses this year let's cut down a tree in each Employee's name."

"There'll be some opportunities to get into management."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Where your mind & battle are los

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.