Business Software Developer Gifts

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

The DaVinci Code

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Robotic Man

Evolution.

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Mac OS 20

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Mozart on a computer,

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

I should probably get out more.

Barcode Dreams

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Gadget geek.

Working Late

Driverless cars rage.

Kitchen Tetris