Master Of Shadows Gifts

'Stop following me!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

One Size Fits All.

"A table in Siberia, please."

man juggling career, home and children

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

A restaurant with a "Main Dining Room" and a "Room for Dessert".

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

Houdini's infancy.

"Is the slop fresh?"

The World's best Camouflage Store.

In Disguise.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"I see you've brought your own bag."

US Camouflage School

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'