Master Of Solitude Gifts

'Don't mind Ken, he's a bit shy around new people.'

"I gotta be me!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'What luck!'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"Beware of dog"

"Let's not discuss it."

"At least you have a tree."

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

The Conductor

Career coaching at a yoga studio

'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

Where's Mom?

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'