Master Of Solitude Mugs

'Don't mind Ken, he's a bit shy around new people.'

"I gotta be me!"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Beware of dog"

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'What luck!'

"Let's not discuss it."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

"At least you have a tree."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

The Conductor

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

Career coaching at a yoga studio

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'

Where's Mom?

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."