Margarita Mixers Gifts

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

City Marathon.

Margarita

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'..and one for the pot.'

"That's just the booze listening."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

Cowpunk

"I asked you if you wanted to come to the gym, not if you would make me a gin..."

Shake well before using.

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"Sorry, there's no room in here. Howard always overbooks our cocktail parties."

Musical Mestizo.

You Don't Know What It's Like

'I can drink beer, wine or liquor. I'm a 'hybrid.''

"Name your poison, dearie."

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"It's 8 a.m. somewhere."

Mr. Peanut sauced.

Fall Classic

Beethoven's 10th

Urban Trail Mix

Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Happy Hour

Witching Hour