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Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

City Marathon.

Margarita

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'..and one for the pot.'

Cowpunk

"I asked you if you wanted to come to the gym, not if you would make me a gin..."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"That's just the booze listening."

"Sorry, there's no room in here. Howard always overbooks our cocktail parties."

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

'I can drink beer, wine or liquor. I'm a 'hybrid.''

Musical Mestizo.

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Shake well before using.

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

Fall Classic

"It's 8 a.m. somewhere."

"Name your poison, dearie."

Beethoven's 10th

Urban Trail Mix

Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Witching Hour

"Take us to your vodka."