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Musical Mestizo.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

City Marathon.

"An everything Martini, please."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'Shaken, not stirred.'

"That's just the booze listening."

'Is that our courtship dance or the Mambo?'

Cowpunk

Just Stop Oil Painting

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

the Carpenters greatest hits...

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

Fall Classic

Mr. Peanut sauced.

"It's 8 a.m. somewhere."

"I don't like hearing happy stories."

'...well Martha's just converting some alcohol to acetaldehyde and then to acetate, and then to CO2 and water but I can get her to call you later...'

A Meeting of Audio Buffs.

"Take us to your vodka."

Risky Dance Move

Social Networking .

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Rogue Elephant.

Cement mixer with mixer settings

Cow using liquidiser

The Dry Humor Martini: 'Like the economy, I'm shaken, not stirred...'

Metallurgy Lab. He's always discovering new compounds by accident. Alloy oops!

"I didn't realize it was dress-up Friday already."

"We ran out of tomato juice, so I used ketchup in your Bloody Mary."

'When he hired me he agreed I wouldn't have to make coffee, but I should have known there was a catch.'