Margarita Mixologist T-Shirts

You Don't Know What It's Like

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Steak Ted?'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"A bloody Martian, please."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Rabbit Punch

'The first cocktail.'

Mediterranean Martini

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."