Pattern Pro Gifts

"You look great."

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

High School Schedule

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Making it look easy.

Pea green

King Madras

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Tiger

A tessellation of running figures.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Quilt fanatic

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Wallpaper Bouguet

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"He came to help me pick out a pattern that I won't just get tired of after 30 or 40 years."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Decorating a column.