Pattern Gifts

Neil liked to co-ordinate his outfits with his soft furnishings.

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

High School Schedule

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

King Madras

Making it look easy.

Pea green

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Tiger

Quilt fanatic

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Stitch one, pearl one...

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Wallpaper Bouguet

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"He came to help me pick out a pattern that I won't just get tired of after 30 or 40 years."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

"You look great."

Decorating a column.

The wardrobe of the damned.