Pattern Explorer Gifts

High School Schedule

Dot to dot spiderweb.

The Art Student.

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

The Elephant in the Womb

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

Snapshots in Time

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

King Madras

Pea green

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Museum of Natural Cliches

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Making it look easy.

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

"I ask you, what would life be like without similes?"

"I though you said I should take the ball and slowly meander around with it."

Devil in the detail