Pattern Peeper Gifts

'Got one with a smaller check?'

The Art Student.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

High School Schedule

Snapshots in Time

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Making it look easy.

King Madras

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Pea green

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Quilt fanatic

Inventor of Morse Code

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Tiger

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

A tessellation of running figures.

Wallpaper Bouguet

Stitch one, pearl one...

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

"He came to help me pick out a pattern that I won't just get tired of after 30 or 40 years."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

"You look great."

Decorating a column.

Artist Painting Modern Art.

The wardrobe of the damned.

Fashionista

Dotty about you.

'Haven't you got a smaller check?'