Pattern Peeper Pillows

'Got one with a smaller check?'

The Art Student.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

High School Schedule

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Pea green

Making it look easy.

King Madras

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Quilt fanatic

A tessellation of running figures.

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Inventor of Morse Code

Tiger

Stitch one, pearl one...

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Wallpaper Bouguet

"He came to help me pick out a pattern that I won't just get tired of after 30 or 40 years."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Fashionista

Decorating a column.

Artist Painting Modern Art.

"You look great."

The wardrobe of the damned.

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

Teapot