Pattern Picker Pillows

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

High School Schedule

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Making it look easy.

King Madras

Pea green

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

A tessellation of running figures.

Tiger

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Quilt fanatic

Inventor of Morse Code

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Wallpaper Bouguet

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Stitch one, pearl one...

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"He came to help me pick out a pattern that I won't just get tired of after 30 or 40 years."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

The wardrobe of the damned.