Pattern Picker Pillows

I don't care

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

High School Schedule

Snapshots in Time

'I wanted a change in decor.'

King Madras

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Pea green

Making it look easy.

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Inventor of Morse Code

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

A tessellation of running figures.

Tiger

Quilt fanatic

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Wallpaper Bouguet

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Stitch one, pearl one...

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"He came to help me pick out a pattern that I won't just get tired of after 30 or 40 years."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

The wardrobe of the damned.