Potion Perfectionist Pillows

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

Bad science drives out good.

"Any word yet on FDA approval?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Needs salt!'

'..and one for the pot.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

MasterWitch

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

Soup of the Day: Eye of Newt.

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

Witch making fairy cakes using fairy

Hello Spell

"It's the hair of Debbie Wasserman Schultz that gives it the special sulfuric aroma."

"More nicotine."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"The antidote is $150."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'