Pill Perfectionist Pillows

'You're acting strangely Albert. You've just taken your angina capsule before your cholesterol and anti-inflammatory pills!'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Bullseye!

'Needs salt!'

Fragile stamper.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

Perfection

"Office of quality assurance"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'..and one for the pot.'

"I propose we go with the second option."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

'I like the plot, but are all those nude scenes really necessary?'

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

"Now you can send it."

'I have a plan 'B', but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'