Pimple Perfectionist Pillows

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Computer Bore

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Homo Gamus

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Poetry repairman

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Writer

Perfection

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"You're welcome."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Social lens of the photojournalist

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

Using a social media app to date

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

"Now you can send it."

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.