Image Perfectionist Pillows

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

Nethead strip: Image consultant

The Computer Bore

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Homo Gamus

"Could you keep still?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Making it look easy.

Besties Photo

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"Stop staring"

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Social lens of the photojournalist

Using a social media app to date

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

"It's better digitally enhanced."

Decorating a column.

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

"Don't make me look fat!"

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

"Of course it's improved. Check out the quality of the packaging graphics."

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

New Year's Resolution.