Prescription Perfectionist Pillows

'I can tell this prescription is a phony. The doctor's signature is legible.'

"With this prescription you get your choice of two over the counter medications free."

Bullseye!

'Needs salt!'

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Fragile stamper.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

Poetry repairman

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Perfection

Writer

"Office of quality assurance"

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"You're welcome."

'..and one for the pot.'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

'This course is a great ego builder.'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.