Pharmacy Perfectionist Pillows

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

Bullseye!

'Needs salt!'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"Office of quality assurance"

Perfection

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'..and one for the pot.'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'Let's practice lobs again.'

Think Zero Defects

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'