Pharmacy Perfectionist Gifts

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

Bullseye!

'Needs salt!'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Office of quality assurance"

Perfection

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'..and one for the pot.'

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

Think Zero Defects

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'