Prescription Perfectionist Prints

'I can tell this prescription is a phony. The doctor's signature is legible.'

"With this prescription you get your choice of two over the counter medications free."

Bullseye!

'Needs salt!'

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Fragile stamper.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

"Office of quality assurance"

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Perfection

Poetry repairman

Writer

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

'..and one for the pot.'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

'This course is a great ego builder.'