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"It's one of those microbrews."

Toadstools

Newt sale

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"The antidote is $150."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"Abra-Viagra."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

Love Potion

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

My Cauldron Rules

Natural Medicines

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"The usual, please."

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Spooky Chemistry.

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

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