Perfume Potionist Pillows

"The antidote is $150."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Toadstools

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Needs salt!'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

'..and one for the pot.'

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."