Perfume Prankster Pillows

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

"1-1"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"The antidote is $150."

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'I love wearing my little black number.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

MD. Take this prescription to any grandma and get some milk and cookies.

"I dread these W.I. meetings

Clown watering his flowers.

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

The wife made it. Why?

No Pants No Service?

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

You short-changed me when I paid for my drink last week. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. You gave me change for $10, but I now I gave you more than a ten-dollar bill. Sorry about that. How much did you give me? I distinctly remember I had nothing but $1,000 bills in my wallet. Not falling for it.

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

'We're out of sugar pills, so I'm giving you some M&M's.'

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

"I'm ditching my tailor. He just can't grasp the concept of a double breasted suit."

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"I secretly put decaf in my office coffeemaker so all of my coworkers work at my speed.'