Perfume Prankster Mugs

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

"1-1"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"The antidote is $150."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'I love wearing my little black number.'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

The wife made it. Why?

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

No Pants No Service?

Clown watering his flowers.

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"I secretly put decaf in my office coffeemaker so all of my coworkers work at my speed.'

"I'm ditching my tailor. He just can't grasp the concept of a double breasted suit."

Bugged You

"My goodness, Mr. Merryweather, we certainly did make a boo-boo with that prescription of yours!"