Spice Prankster Mugs

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Witch's Brew.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Om and Ommer

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

Hallowe'en wake up call

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Stock Cube Crossing

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

"If you have an emergency, use this pepper spray."

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."