Spice Prankster Mugs

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Witch's Brew.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Hallowe'en wake up call

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

Stock Cube Crossing

"If you have an emergency, use this pepper spray."

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

"I've made my new spaghetti dish."

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.