Spooky Prankster Mugs

Hallowe'en wake up call

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Scary stuff

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Teddy Time Bears

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I could eat you.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Clown Skis.

Teddy Bear

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.