Pastry Prankster Mugs

How to mince a pie 1. Get hold of a pie 2. Mince that pie 3. Serve to your guests

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Doughnut Criminals

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

'We need more cake shows!'

Stock Cube Crossing

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'