Pastry Prankster Mugs

How to mince a pie 1. Get hold of a pie 2. Mince that pie 3. Serve to your guests

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Doughnut Criminals

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

'We need more cake shows!'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Stock Cube Crossing

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'