Café Prankster Mugs

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Fly Football

Bo're'droom

'Cannonball!'

Here and There Trays

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Hair Crop Circle

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'