Shopping Prankster Pillows

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"1-1"

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Teddy Time Bears

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I did it all from memory.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Clown Skis.

Teddy Bear

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'