Bookish Prankster Pillows

"Have you seen my toothbrush dearest?"

Who's D'oh

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Stupid Cupid.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'