Perfume Connoisseur Gifts

Esso stand at a perfume counter.

One Scent Sale!

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

Some scents are nonsense.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

Cheese Secret

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

Jane Krakowski

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Overpowering perfume

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

Excess

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'