Perfume Company Executive Gifts

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

Today, business expert, Professor Ernie, will answer questions. The first is from an upholsterer who has lots of business but loses money on every order. The problem is that you're covering everything except your costs! The owner of a baseball team wants to know if you he should re-sign the team's best player, the league leader in double and triples. I don't think he can afford the high base salary. And a perfume company is struggling to survive. Their strategy has been to only produce exo

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"The antidote is $150."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"What pheromone are you using?"

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"