Perfume Pioneer Gifts

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

"Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like butt!"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Men's fragrances...

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Jane Krakowski

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'