Perfume Pioneer Pillows

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

"Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like butt!"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Men's fragrances...

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Jane Krakowski

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume